Shocker: Chris Brown Probably Definitely Faked His Community Service


Today in news that isn’t even a little bit surprising – Chris Brown almost certainly faked the community service he was required to do after his conviction for felony assault for beating Rihanna.

The paperwork that the 23-year-old submitted to show he had completed the 180 days of work is “at best sloppy documentation and at worst fraudulent reporting,” said District Attorney Jackie Lacey in a motion filed Tuesday.

According to the progress reports he turned in, the singer (and generally terrible human being) claimed to be picking up trash in his home state of Virginia on several days when airline records show he was traveling to Cancun or back from Dubai.

But wait there’s more…

Brown may have violated his probation by punching singer Frank Ocean at a Hollywood recording studio last month and threatening to “bust” (shoot) him.

He also allegedly stole a fan’s cell phone when she tried to take his picture. And last but not least, he threw a chair through a glass window while being interviewed for a Good Morning America segment in which he was asked about the Rihanna beating.

Ugh, he is just the worst.

As a result, prosecutors have requested that he be ordered to repeat six months of manual labor in Los Angeles.



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