My daughter thinks she is a boy.

I realized the chances of her being a tomboy were quite high, what with two older brothers and all.

I have absolutely no issue with that, except for where clothing is concerned.

Enlightenment. Don’t you wish that every morning you woke up to the sweet sounds of singing birds (or just silence), where you could spend fifteen, even five minutes looking inward and evaluating your choices? You know, reflecting on how yesterday’s meltdown could have been avoided.

Sales 101.

If such a class exists (which I'm most certain it does) I hope a tiny little five-year-old is teaching it. They have the sales gig down.

I was waiting in line the other day at a coffee shop where a nice looking, youngish couple were in front of me. I thought nothing of them until they turned to leave and I was floored by the party favors dangling from the fella's nostrils. The guy had so much nose hair, I was surprised it didn't get stuck in his teeth.

I've spent the week trying to explain to my four year old why I have tattoos.

I have two. Sometimes, because they're both so amazing, I have trouble picking which one I like best. But at the end of the day, the tropical fish by my crotch is the winner.

Traditions come in all shapes and sizes. And while some cost money, others are fun and free.

Since we celebrate Christmas, below are a few of our favorite creative Christmastime activities:

The Holiday Walk

Well, it finally happened. My six-year-old, Jax, has reached an age where he recognizes nonsense; mainly he is getting too old for my sister’s bs. This past weekend, she was doing her passive-aggressive bribery tactic while the kids ate dinner and Jax totally called her on it.

So, I want a new bag. More specifically I would like a tan colored bag that I can wear; lately I have really been wanting to be hands free.

After a little shopping around, I think I've found something I like. Now the problem is, how do I get it?

Be honest ladies, when did these become an option:

I'm trying desperately to get my third child hooked on the television.