Bizarre Celebrity Baby Names


What’s up with the celebrity trend of super strange baby names? Don’t these kids get enough attention as the child of a star, without adding on the burden of a bizarre name like Pilot Inspektor (not kidding, unfortunately)?

Here’s a list of the weirdest celeb baby names we’ve heard, in no particular order (mainly because they’re all pretty equally ridiculous)..

1. Apple

(daughter of Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin)

2. Jermajesty

(son of Jermaine Jackson)

3. Memphis Eve

(daughter of U2’s Bono)

4. Kyd

(son of David Duchovny and Tea Leoni)

5. Kal-El

(son of Nicolas Cage – inspired by Superman’s birth name)

6. Pilot Inspektor

(son of Jason Lee – star of “My Name is Earl”)

7. Satchel

(son of Woody Allen and Mia Farrow)

8. Moxie Crimefighter

(daughter of Penn Jillette – of Penn and Teller)

9. Ocean

(son of Forest Whitaker)

10. Moon Unit

(daughter of musician Frank Zappa – who named another child Diva Thin Muffin)

11. Blue Angel

(daguhter of U2’s The Edge)

12. Spike

(son of Mike Myers)

13. Bastian Kick

(son of Jeremy Sisto)

14. Fuschia

(daughter of Sting)

15. Denim

(son of Toni Braxton)

Seriously, people – there’s a fine line between giving your baby a unique name and afflicting them with a name that they’ll never be able to live down.

What are you thoughts on these names? Do you know any “normal people” with unique baby names?



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