Has anyone seen the commercials for “Dove ClearTone” deodorant and “Tampax Radiant” tampons? I caught these commercials on television the other night. I don’t know if they’ve been around awhile or if it’s just the first time I’m seeing them, but the message I got from these two ads was a) my armpits need renewing and b) my tampon is not radiant enough. Isn’t that just the way with advertising? To trick us into thinking that what we’re using isn’t good enough or radiant enough or renewing enough and that next new thing will make our lives so much better!
First up is “Dove ClearTone” deodorant. The ad claims that this product “visibly reduces underarm dark marks for more even-looking skin tone in just 2 weeks.” I thought those dark marks were just razor stubble and I needed to do a better job of shaving, but apparently shaving is the culprit. Dove claims that shaving and the resulting dryness of underarm skin causes the offending discoloration; that’s why their product is so vital. They are daring me to try their product and then bare my “renewed underarms.” I like to multi-task. Can’t I just slather some Regenerist under there when I’m done “renewing” my face and neck, which, by the way, are far more visible than my armpits? I suppose that Dove’s new product is something of a multi-tasker itself, providing protection against odor and wetness while bleaching my armpits. I just didn’t know I needed it. Thanks for the heads up!
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And then there’s the “Tampax Radiant” tampon ad. I wonder what makes them “radiant?” Do they glow in the dark for easy insertion during a blackout? I just picture opening the box and being momentarily blinded. The website states that:
“New Tampax Radiant tampons give you an ultimate protection experience like never before! The Radiant tampon features FormFit™ protection that gently expands to fit your unique shape, a LeakGuard™ braid to help stop leaks before they happen, a CleanSeal™ wrapper—the first ever re-sealable wrapper for worry-free disposal—and a CleanGrip™ applicator designed for incredible comfort.”
Okay, new, improved, enhanced, redesigned, convenient, revolutionary? Maybe. But radiant? A bride is radiant. The sun is radiant. But a tampon is neither luminous nor bright. Although if you’re caught without protection at that critical moment, having a tampon handy would be brilliant, to be sure. In the commercial, the actress utters the tagline “it helps keep my period out of sight, so I can stand out” while the girls sniffing around her targeted cute guy disappear into sparkly poufs of smoke and some shimmering graphics dance around a tampon (my guess is that’s the radiant part). Huh? I guess the secret to getting the guy is using a sparkly tampon – excuse me, a radiant tampon. I’d still close my eyes when opening the box, just to be safe.
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So sorry, marketing mavens, but I’m perfectly happy with the products I currently use (which don’t happen to include either of these brands anyway), so I think I’ll skip the bleached armpits and glittery tampons. Granted, I did get sucked into buying a can of Kaboom FoamTastic bathroom cleaner today – you know the one that sprays on blue and turns white when clean? The lure of graffiti tagging the bathtub with a freshly scented blue foam proved too great, and I caved. Those advertising gods show no mercy. 🙂
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