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Dani Alpert

Dani Alpert
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About Dani Alpert

My mission is to stay naked for my boyfriend, like a good girlfriend should, while at the same time, trying to domesticate myself for his kids. I'm in a committed relationship and living with a divorced father of two. Beware! This is what can happen when you sleep with a sexy Portuguese man. My work appears in such publications as, The Huffington Post, Evolved World, Blogher and Pilates Style Magazine.

Recent Posts by Dani Alpert

What Kind of Mom Would I Have Been?
I find it frighteningly easy to slip into a world of complacency, lounging on my divan (that’s couch to you and me), contemplating my navel, lost in thought, or knee-deep in my very important, life saving work, with all of my projects, deadlines, and Skype calls to my best friend who has to remind me how complacent I’ve become. Thank you, Clementine. You’re the best. I own my "Dani-world-itis"... but I can lounge only for so long. Several months ago, after succumbing to a complacent spell that had tightened its grip around my trachea, I decided to do something. I opened my office door, stood... continue reading
I Had It Before Carrie Bradshaw Did
About a month ago, I sublet a friend’s apartment in New York for dirt ass cheap rent, which was the only way that I could do it. It’s in my old building, where I used to live before I moved to Jersey and in with my boyfriend. I love it! The first thing that people ask me when I tell them of my news is whether I’m still together with my boyfriend. I respond, yes, it’s because I have my own place that we’re still together! I need my own space, it doesn’t matter the size. I need alone time and I relish and flourish in quiet. And I’m more productive. When I try to work from the house,... continue reading
Do You Speak Blended Family Shorthand?
I will admit that it was only recently that I learned what LMFAO stood for. Maybe it’s because I prefer to speak in complete sentences, using actual words. I know it takes a bit longer, especially when texting, but I am not going to abbreviate "in my opinion" with IMO. Because I h8 abbreviations. And yes, I do like the feel of a nice Uni-ball fine pen on a crisp white legal pad. So you can imagine my shock when, while researching blended family websites, and step-parenting blogs, I came across the list below. It’s challenging enough living with a man who has kids, fighting to carve out my... continue reading
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