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Never again. Never again will I step foot in a restaurant with my three-year-old. If you even hear me utter the words, were going out to breakfast, lunch or dinner with the kids, tie me up and lock me in a closet. Make sure I have some water though, as I tend to get thirsty quickly. Only five ounces though, anything more and Ill be sure to wet myself.