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Lisa Marie Presley Announces Pregnancy

Lisa Marie Presley just confirmed she is pregnant with baby number three. The singer, and only child of legend Elvis Presley, broke the news on her MySpace blog, writing, “I am in fact pregnant.” Lisa continued her announcement by blogging about the media speculation surrounding her pregnancy, hoping that by writing she is having a baby, she will be able to stop the attention she has been getting about it.

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IKEA Expands Recall Of Popular Kid’s Room Product After Baby’s Death

Swedish furniture giant IKEA is recallingmillions of children’s SMILA lamps following the death of a toddler who choked on the lamp’s cord. Another toddler was injured. According to the Consumer Product Safety Commission, 23 million SMILA lamps were sold worldwide, in eight different models.The bright and colorful light fixtures were popular in children’s rooms and nurseries because they can be easily wall-mounted while still plugging into a regular outlet.Description …

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Why Gwyneth Has A Point

Gwyneth Paltrows smug smirk, flat stomach, and shiny keratin-straight hair all make my stomach twist. Even before last weeks Im the actress who is more clueless than George H.W. Bush gaffe about working vs. starlet moms, we all had plenty of reason to despise her. For Gods sake, she was engaged to Brad Pitt before his scruffy goatee days. She got to wake up next to THAT back in his …

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Hot Pockets Recalled Because They Might Have Diseased Animal Meat

Today in the worst news ever, Nestl USAs Prepared Foods Division has announced a recall of my very favorite frozen treat.Why? Because Hot Pockets Philly Steak & Cheese sandwich might, MIGHT be made with the meat of “diseased and unsound animals.” Oh God, I ate one last night. The sandwiches (if that’s what you want to call a frozen hunk of crust, meat and cheese with a hot lava center) were recalled because …