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You Did Everything Right
You gave up all the things youd heard can decrease your chances – sushi, caffeine, glutens, dairy, alcohol, joy – and substituted them for all the things people told you could increase your chances: acupuncture, acupressure, ear candling, wheatgrass, colonics, standing on your head. You made a point of drinking more water, eating more fruits and vegetables, switching over from power yoga to gentler yoga. You got tested for allergies, antigens, antibodies.