The Twelve Days of Christmas…IVF Style!
So in light of the Holidays coming up and having the firm belief that to get through our most challenging paths we need a sense of humor, I bring to you: The 12 Days of Christmas...IVF Style! On the first day of Christmas, IVF gave to me hope for one healthy baby. On the second day of Christmas, IVF gave to me Two transferred embryos, And hope for one healthy baby. On the third day of Christmas, IVF gave to me Three glasses of wine, Two transferred embryos, And hope for one healthy baby.

The Twelve Days of Christmas…IVF Style!

So in light of the Holidays coming up and having the firm belief that to get through our most challenging paths we need a sense of humor, I bring to you: The 12 Days of Christmas…IVF Style!

On the first day of Christmas, IVF gave to me hope for one healthy baby.

On the second day of Christmas, IVF gave to me Two transferred embryos, And hope for one healthy baby.

On the third day of Christmas, IVF gave to me Three glasses of wine, Two transferred embryos, And hope for one healthy baby.

On the fourth day of Christmas, IVF gave to me Four daily injections, Three glasses of wine, Two transferred embryos, And hope for one healthy baby!

On the fifth day of Christmas, IVF gave to me Five pregnant friends! Four daily injections, Three glasses of wine, Two transferred embryos, And hope for one healthy baby!

On the sixth day of Christmas, IVF gave to me Six different medications, Five pregnant friends! Four daily injections, Three glasses of wine, Two transferred embryos, And hope for one healthy baby!

On the seventh day of Christmas, IVF gave to me Seven mental brake downs, Six different medications, Five pregnant friends! Four daily injections, Three glasses of wine, Two transferred embryos, And hope for one healthy baby!  

On the eighth day of Christmas, IVF gave to me Eight late days to work, Seven mental brake downs, Six different medications, Five pregnant friends! Four daily injections, Three glasses of wine, Two transferred embryos, And hope for one healthy baby!

On the ninth day of Christmas, IVF gave to me Nine acupuncture sessions, Eight late days to work, Seven mental brake downs, Six different medications, Five pregnant friends! Four daily injections, Three glasses of wine, Two transferred embryos, And hope for one healthy baby!  

On the tenth day of Christmas, IVF gave to me Ten developing follicles, Nine acupuncture sessions, Eight late days to work, Seven mental brake downs, Six different medications, Five pregnant friends! Four daily injections, Three glasses of wine, Two transferred embryos, And hope for one healthy baby!

On the eleventh day of Christmas, IVF gave to me Eleven calls to the insurance company, Ten developing follicles, Nine acupuncture sessions, Eight late days to work, Seven mental brake downs, Six different medications, Five pregnant friends! Four daily injections, Three glasses of wine, Two transferred embryos, And hope for one healthy baby!

On the twelfth day of Christmas, IVF gave to me Twelve vaginal ultrasounds, Eleven calls to the insurance company, Ten developing follicles, Nine acupuncture sessions, Eight late days to work, Seven mental brake downs, Six different medications, Five pregnant friends! Four daily injections, Three glasses of wine, Two transferred embryos, And hope for one healthy baby!

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