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Monkeyfarts!: Wacky Jokes Every Kid Should Know

November 5, 2012 by ModernMom Staff Leave a Comment

What’s invisible and smells like bananas?  Monkeyfarts! 

If your kids like to have their funny bone tickled, they’ll love the new book “Monkeyfarts!: Wacky Jokes Every Kid Should Know.”

Written by David Borgenicht, “Monkeyfarts!” features age appropriate jokes for children from 7 to 10 (or 40.  Let’s be honest, you will probably crack up at a few, too).

The book is full of funny riddles, sayings and more that little ones will love. 

Here are a few examples:

“How does Han Solo get to the spaceport every morning?  E woks!”

“What do you get when you cross a dog with an elephant?  A very nervous mail man!”

We all know that laughter is good for your health, and everyone deserves a little snicker now and then! 

“Monkeyfarts!” is available online and in bookstores now. Order one as the perfect stocking stuffer (and you can pat yourself on the back for getting that taken care of so early), a fantastic birthday gift, or a special treat for one of those “today just really sucked!” days.

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