Brad Pitt donating $500,000 to Torando Relief in his hometown vs. Charlie Sheen donating money to his cocaine fund.

Barack Obama taking down Osama Bin Laden vs. Weiner taking down his pants.

Ben Affleck being a loving husband and father vs. Arnold having a love child with the maid.

Will Smith being a mentor and a role model for his kids vs. Jesse James leaving Sandra Bullock and their child for a tattoo model.

Hugh Jackman adopting children vs. Woody Allen marrying his girlfriend’s adopted child.