Search Results for: pretty swiftly
The Sugar Mommas’ Simply Scrumptious Salted Caramel Pie
This recipe is a Momma Reiner dream come true! As you may have heard, Momma Jenna let my darkest secret slip — I am a caramel slut. It is an addiction, more like a problem. Here is just one example: I made this caramel pie as a Christmas gift to me. I intended to eat the entire pie myself. So I baked it, drooled over it, made goo-goo eyes at it, photographed it, and admired the pies perfection. And just as I was putting it in the fridge to chill, SPLAT! The entire pie fell on the floor.
Stop Selling Sexism To Our Daughters!
It was on sale for $9.99 and came in girls sizes 7-16. The copy that promoted the long-sleeved T-shirt read thusly: Who has time for homework when theres a new Justin Bieber album out? Shell love this tee thats just as cute and sassy as she is.
Big-Time Bloating: A Frank (And Funny) Discussion About Gas!
Somethings up with my stomach. Its bloated. Not just post-Thanksgiving dinner bloated; this is more serious. I have to tuck my stomach into my jeans, and when I went swimming with my daughter, I couldnt even go underwater. Instead, I bobbed on the surface like a beach ball with legs.
In Praise of Teachers…
On Monday I walked my daughter, Ava, to her Pre-K classroom as usual. Together we hung up her backpack, said hello to Gus the classroom guinea pig and kissed goodbye. On the way out, I realized that one of the two teachers was missing. Where is Miss Kristie? I asked Miss Megan (its taken me 10 years to grow accustomed to this southern Miss (insert first name) thing, and now that I have, I cant shake it).
Blow Your Nose, Sit Up Straight, and Say Thank You!
So here I am in Paris having breakfast with my dearest friend Vanina and her husband, along with their adorable two-and-a-half-year-old boy Laurent. Great food, great place, great friends. We dive into conversation. All would be fine and dandy and pretty close to blissful, if it werent for these darned obsessive interruptions from my beloved friend and her husband constantly requesting little Laurent to, Say hello, Give a kiss, Give a hug, Say please, Say thank you, Say bye-bye, Give a bigger kiss.