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How to Teach Your Kid to Marry the Right Person
When I was a girl, my parents taught me to play tennis, to ski, to ride a bike and drive a car. What they never taught me: how to have a healthy romantic relationship. They gave other feedback freely – validation of my love of reading and black raspberry ice cream, and fair punishment when…
When Bad Parenting IS Our Business
I can imagine few things more horrifying than living for months on a 36-foot sailboat with a 3-year-old and 12-month-old.Youd have to pay me, oh, about 20 million bucks to step foot onto a small sailboat with two young kids.And even then, I wouldn’t do it. I wouldn’t even take kids that age on an ocean liner cruise ship. For the simple reason that I would be endangering the lives …
Funny Parenting Tweets
This week’s best parenting humor in 140 characters or lessMy 5yo just told me our house is a dump. I was hoping he’d be at least seven before he realized that. AstronAmy (@SpacePlankton) February 20, 2014 Always scared that the white noise machine over the baby monitor is going to start delivering messages from the dead like that movie. Bunmi Laditan (@BunmiLaditan) February 18, 2014 When I boast to my wife that …
High School Reunion Revelations
Do I look the same? Does the cafeteria still exude that overcooked broccoli stink? Will my first boyfriend be there with his wife? How strange will it feel to walk those fluorescent hallways again, older, wiser, far stronger now?
Chapter 5: Hair Loss – Breast Cancer
To start at the beginning, read Chapter 1: Abby’s Crap News – AKA My “Journey” With Cancer