Sir Patrick Stewart got married at Lake Tahoe last weekend to Sunny Ozell, which is a weird way to spell my name, but whatever.
Stewart, 73, is best known for his role as the hunky Captain Jean Luc Picard on the criminally underrated television show “Star Trek: The Next Generation” and also I think he was in X-Men.
Oh yeah, ok, he definitely was, because guess who officiated the nuptials? His X-Men co-star… the one and only Sir Ian McKellan.
In case you need further proof that Stewart and Ozell, 35, stole their wedding plans directly from my dreams, they shared the news on Twitter with a photo of the bride and groom playing in a ball pit.
Image credit: Credit: SirPatStew/ Twitter
The couple, who have been dating since 2009, also shared a photo from the ceremony with Us Weekly.
It’s the first marriage for Ozell and the third for Stewart, who was previously married to Sheila Falconer from 1966 to 1990 and to Wendy Neuss from 2000 to 2003.
I’m trying not to be bitter about this news, but it’s really hard. If anyone needs me, I’ll be watching TNG re-runs and drinking from my official Star Trek flask.
