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June 3, 2011 by PLAYTHISWAY Leave a Comment

What on earth is going on with spam titles?

Today’s Inbox:

Depressed?
Free Maid Service!
Looking For a New Mate?
Overweight?
Love Blueberries?
Depressed

I’m writing back!
Depressed? -Naah, didn’t get much sleep last night because my sons woke up at 11pm and played superheroes, and then my pager went off, and I’m a little whiney. But not really depressed depressed. In a grumpy mood, a little PMSish, but – no – not depressed.

Free Maid Service! – Yep. I’ll take that!

Looking For a New Mate? – Is this a trick question?

Overweight? – Well I didn’t think so, but now you are getting me self-conscious. Thank you so very much for asking me this. Yes, PMSish, my black leggings a little tight today. I have a round face. Buzz off.

Love Blueberries? – Actually, I do! And I know you are writing to me because the stinkers I bought 20 blueberry bushes from when I moved into my house put me on a list and sold it to you. Who gets as much blueberry spam mail as me? No one! I may boycott blueberries. You are annoying me.

Depressed?- Now I am.

XOXO Dr. Jen
 

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About PLAYTHISWAY

Dr. Jen Canter, aka Dr. Jen® is a double board certified pediatrician, professor, researcher, published author, and, last but not least, mom to two sets of twins. In all her spare time, shes an entrepreneur! In 2008 she invented the U-Play Mat®, now licensed by Sassy Baby® for the mass-market baby toy category, and started a fun & cool adventure. Dr. Jen believes play can permeate every aspect of parenthood, from exercising and eating well to using love and laughter to raise happy, well-adjusted little people who can tackle anything life hands to them with creativity & self-assurance. Dr. Jen chronicles her journey as a professional and a mom, while at the same time sharing her hard-earned wisdom with warmth, wit and a healthy dose of humor. Because she understands the darker side of parenthood as one of a handful of Child Abuse Pediatricians nationwide, Dr. Jen is committed to leading a life filled with light & balance. Have a playdate with Dr. Jen by going to her website: www.playthisway.com Dr. Jen
Pediatrician, Mom of Two Sets of Twins
Inventor of the U-Play Mat
Website: www.playthisway.com
Twitter: @PLAYTHISWAY

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