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This Week In Funny Parenting Tweets

March 6, 2014 by Madison Pados Leave a Comment

The week’s best parenting humor, in 140 characters or less.

Oh my God! Red sauce touched the girls’ pasta. NATIONAL EMERGENCY! NATIONAL EMERGENCY!

— Liz Gumbinner (@Mom101) February 28, 2014


I don’t want to brag, but my 3yo is slamming doors in my face at an eighth grade level.

— SnuggleMummy (@NinsMum) March 6, 2014


Her:You should see our new kitchen floors. They’re made of marble. Me: Are you guys having kids? Her: Yes. Me: Soon they’ll be made of food.

— Outsmarted Mommy (@outsmartedmommy) March 2, 2014


You get to see so many wonderful things over again through your child’s eyes, but you also get to see math homework.

— Suburban Snapshots (@SuburbanSnaps) March 4, 2014


If only we could harness the renewable energy of toddler tantrums.

— Charlie N Andy (@HowToBeADad) March 6, 2014


I learned a lot during tonight’s Family Nerf Gun War. For example, I WILL sacrifice my daughter for a clear shot at my husband.

— Wendy (@maughammom) March 5, 2014


In case you were wondering if miracles really do happen, I just left Target for less than $20.

— YKIHAYHT (@YKIHAYHT) March 4, 2014


Funny how you don’t realize your daughter’s best friend is a balloon until the cat jumps on it, claws out.

— LetMeStartBySaying (@LetMeStart) March 4, 2014


I’ve gotten a lot of compliments on my hair today. Apparently the unwashed, unbrushed look is all the rage right now. #HotMama #ItsJustSweat

— CrazyExhaustion (@CrazyExhaustion) March 4, 2014


Me: Ow! Why’d you hit me with your fairy wand?

3-year-old daughter: It’s a lightsaber!

I’ve never gone from anger to pride so fast.

— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 2, 2014


Why You Probably Don’t Want to Give Your Kid Cookies and Juice Right Before Bed and Other Lessons of a First-Time Parent

— That Carly Girl (@thatcarlygirl) March 4, 2014


My 2 year old daughter’s positive affirmation: “I’m smart, I’m pretty and I’m a kitty cat”

I love this kid.

— jnyemb (@jnyemb) March 5, 2014

Read last week’s Funny Parenting Tweets round-up here.

Want more parenting humor? Check out the links below:

What Kids Think About Love & Marriage
Parenting Test: Are You Ready To Have A Baby?
Funny Homework Answers From Kids
6 Parenting Mistakes You’re Probably, Definitely Going To Make

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About Madison Pados

Madison is a prolific writer who has been contributing to ModernMom since 2010. She has 4 children and has taken a long hiatus from her 'real job' as an educational psychologist to spend more time with her kids. She loves cooking, organizing, exercising, traveling and stealing a little me-time when she can.

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