10 Kid-Friendly Halloween Jokes


Get your kids in the Halloween spirit by sharing some spooky Halloween jokes with them! Here are our top 10:

1. What’s a vampire’s favorite holiday? Fangsgiving

2. Who did Frankenstein take to the prom? His ghoul friend

3. Why was the mummy so tense? He was all wound up

4. What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A Hoblin Goblin

5. What do ghosts drink at breakfast? Coffee with scream and sugar

6. Why did Dracula’s mother give him cough medicine? Because he was having a coffin fit

7. Why did the vampire’s lunch give him heartburn? It was a stake sandwich

8. Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? It had no guts

9. How do monsters tell their future? They read their horrorscope

10. Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? No they eat their fingers separately
Want some more kid-friendly Halloween fun? Check out our Halloween game ideas for little kids!



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