My daughter thinks she is a boy.I realized the chances of her being a tomboy were quite high, what with two older brothers and all, and I have absolutely no issue with that... except for where clothing is concerned. I want her to be a tomboy in girlie clothing - is there even such a thing? I was hoping she would want to run around, get dirty, climb trees and wrestle … [Read more...] about My Daughter WILL Dress Like a Girl!
Sales 101. If such a class exists (which I'm most certain it does) I hope a tiny little five-year-old is teaching it. They have the sales gig down. At some stage we have all had a sales job and what many of us don't realize, is that, we are always selling ourselves. This is especially true if you have kids. The thing is, for as much as we are trying to "sell them" on the … [Read more...] about Hustled by My Preschooler
I was waiting in line the other day at a coffee shop where a nice looking, youngish couple were in front of me. I thought nothing of them until they turned to leave and I was floored by the party favors dangling from the fella's nostrils. The guy had so much nose hair, I was surprised it didn't get stuck in his teeth. As I continued to picture him flossing with it, I realized … [Read more...] about Ladies, You Need To Tell Him About His Nose Hair
I've spent the week trying to explain to my four year old why I have tattoos. I have two. Sometimes, because they're both so amazing, I have trouble picking which one I like best. But at the end of the day, the tropical fish by my crotch is the winner. Yes. I got a fish tattooed on my body and chose the middle of my hip flexor as the spot. It's really ugly with bubbles … [Read more...] about Inked Up: Moms and Tattoos
I'm trying desperately to get my third child hooked on the television. I missed the boat completely with my first daughter, all she does is talk through movies and cartoons - it's wretched. My second child can zone out with the best of them, which comes in very handy. But my youngest has a very spirited personality, so it is imperative she be a TV … [Read more...] about The Importance of TV Training Your Kids